100th Post/Random Observations

Happy One hundredth post, “Is it too early for a martini”!

I must admit, I had something better planned for this post, but it just didn’t work out. I waited too long, and then postponed my posting for too long, and made me blah.

Remember that one time I said I wouldn’t abandon my blog? Well, I kinda lied, didn’t I? It wasn’t intentional… really, I promise… but things started happening (and by things I mean school and work) and BOOM! I didn’t have time to do anything.

So, for this post, I thought I’d do some random observations about myself… just so you can see how hard I am on myself/how boring I actually am.

I. My hair is TOO long.

I didn’t even realize this while doing something that involved my hair like straightening it or washing it or brushing it. I realized this during sex. So before I get all TMI … I’ll just say, I whipped my hair and it hit me at my waist.

My hair has been growing super fast lately. A couple of years ago, it wouldn’t grow at all. So as much as I appreciate it being all long, it needs to slow the fuck down. Because really, it’s annoying to have to straighten thick long hair every other day just to maintain frizz control.

II. I stress TOO much… over nothing.

First round of exams were last week. And as I have stated in my Stressosaurus post… test give me the jitters. This week, we got our exams back, and I stressed for nothing. Really, because I passed. All my studying paid off, but I just cut myself down, and I don’t know why. And I really need to stop doing that.

III. I spend TOO much money.

I complain about this alot. I have no freaking clue where all my money goes. Well, okay, lie… I know where 75% of my money goes…. BILLS. But the other 25%… Shamrock Shakes and Chipotle Burrito Bowls. Seriously, guys. I have a problem. But also, I need to stay out of Forever XXI. They have unbelievably cute stuff that I will so max out my credit cards for. I want everything, and I need to stop. STOP. Maybe I should just cut up my credit cards?

IV. My friends annoy me.

Well not all of them. But one in particular. Okay … maybe I’m just a bitch with my money or whatever… I hate giving advice, and my friends know this… but my one friend keeps asking for it… so I tell her… and then she does the opposite. And I’m all like “I told you so” and then she says “whatever”. Uh? What? Really this is going to be it’s own post soon.

V. Something that needs to be changed soon: I haven’t had any alcohol in forever.

Before anyone starts… for the ONE MILLIONTH time, I’m not pregnant. Maybe it’s the whole “I hardly eat anymore” that leads me not to drink. Also the fact that I’ve been working almost non-stop since December. I mean, I kinda don’t miss it. But on the other hand I really do, and I feel like if I don’t have some booze soon I’m going to die. Which duh! Is an exaggeration. But really, what do I have to do for someone to bring me a margarita?