Texts conversations

The highlight of my work day is getting texts while at work. Mostly because people at work annoy me (both customers AND co-workers) and because sometimes it's easier to pretend to work and not have to deal with the craziness/stupidity of last minute shoppers. Having my cell phone in my apron pocket at work makes my shift a million times easier.

The winner today is Bradley (of Dr Bradley Fame). I cut out the non-funny parts. Because do you really want to know about my work day? And the annoying-ness of people on the bus on my way home? No. You just want to read the shenanigans I text back and forth about.

Unknown Number: So I definitely had sex with ms. b in a dream last night. =0 (Ms B was our biology professor and apparently I had never saved Bradley's number onto my phone)

Me: OMG! Dude, you sex'd dreamed her!???

Bradley: It was fukkkkkkked up.

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Bradley: You're like a pro alcoholic

Me: More like semi-pro

Bradley: Someday, just keep trying

Me: Thanks for having faith in me

Bradley: Anytime girl

Bradley: Oh, I got that [Christmas] card!

Me: I wish I would have waited to send you one. Just so I could refernce your gross dream.

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Me: I really want to make a snowman, but there isn't enough snow.

Bradley: Buy a bunch of coke. Or make an ethnically diverse snowman from the snow lodged in the wheel wells of cars on your block

Me: Hmm. That might work. Is the coke for the snow man?

Bradley: No, you just rail some fat lines and you won't give a fuck about making a snowman anymore.

Me: Oh. I don't think I know anyone who sells the white stuff.

Bradley: There was an article in the paper yesterday about some guys loading a truck with 179kilos on Western when the box busted open and coke flew errrrywhere

Me: OMG and where were we???

Bradley: In the wrong place at the wrong time, obviously

Me: Damn. We're never going to just find coke somewhere. We're cursed to always have to buy.

Bradley: I'll never try coke ... purposely, at least. I'm afraid I'd decide I never needed to sleep again

Me: LOL I'd use it as sugar for my coffee... or uh.. for baking.

Bradley: Coke lattes sound like a helluva way to start the day.

Bradley: Freud was always an advocate, before he got addicted to morphine

Me: Freud was gangsta

Bradley: Gangsta with a lifelong fixation on his mother. And stubborn as fuck.

Me: Mmmhmmm. The very definition of gangsta.




Runner Up: 

Me: My brother just told me he's getting married.

Ivan: That's good. lol

Me: LOL yeah, I just thought I was going to get married first.

Ivan. LOL ok.

Me: Actually, it's more like I never thought he'd get married.

Ivan: So u think he's a loser?

Me: Kinda.

I'll never leave you.... again.

I feel like a bad mother. Yes, bad mother. Mostly because this blog is my baby and well, I've neglected it. I just didn't feel motivated to write anything. But also, I've been extremely busy lately.

My days have blurred together and it literally seems that I'm spending more time away from home and not enough time just relaxing.  I really just want to relax. Sleep for 20 hours. Watch movies and tv without having to say "oh shit, I have to fucking study now"... but luckily the semester is almost over.

The downside to that is that work will consume the rest of my life until mid-January... and then, back to that slow death called school.

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Dear "Is it too early for a martini?",

Sorry I've been suck a fail as a writer. Seeing as that you live on my computer, you know that I have been busy writing stuff that will never appear on you, but that I have to turn in to get a grade on. I know I've been sucking at at least visiting you, and I'll try to be better. Really, I will try.

Love,
Lily <3

Ha Ha Ha Ha! I didn't give this a title at first...

Procrastination, again. 

I have this biology test I should really be studying for. But I don't really feel like it. I don't know why. I just want to sleep all day tomorrow. But I know if I don't cram tomorrow, I won't stand a chance. But I also don't want to waste my day studying. 

I'd rather just sit at Starbucks surfing the internet rather than study for this stupid test. 

******

Plus day 9 of 30 days of truth

9) Someone you didn't want to let go, but just drifted

I've written about her before. My [old] friend Rocio. She was one of my best friends ever. Back then, I could not imagine my life without her. We were inseparable. We did everything together. And when we ended up going to different high schools, I thought that'd we'd still be friends like always. Well, it stayed true for two years. Then she was sent off to Mexico for a year. And that's when it began. 

Fucking Mexico. 

When she came back at the beginning of my Senior year, it wasn't the same. It was too different. I was too different. I had been through so much, so much that she didn't know because I didn't tell her, so much she didn't know because she didn't bother to ask. She started dating this girl, and she didn't like me. 

Then I moved to college. 

I tried to maintain our friendship. I even wrote letters. But, shit happens. And we're no longer friends. I hate it sometimes. She lives a block away from me. I see her family all the time. But, I'm not going to work towards fixing a relationship if it's not being reciprocated. 

Things happen for a reason. I wish she were still my friend. She knew me better than I knew myself. 

Thirty Days of Truth (1) Something you hate about yourself. (2)Something you love about yourself. (3) Something you have to forgive yourself for. (4) Something you have to forgive someone for. (5) Something you hope to do in your life. (6) Something you hope you never have to do. (7) Someone who has made your life worth living for. (8) Someone who made your life hell, or treated you like shit. (9) Someone you didn’t want to let go, but just drifted. (10) Someone you need to let go, or wish you didn’t know. (11) Something people seem to compliment you the most on. (12) Something you never get compliments on. (13) A band or artist that has gotten you through some tough ass days. (write a letter.) (14) A hero that has let you down. (letter) (15) Something or someone you couldn’t live without, because you’ve tried living without it. (16) Someone or something you definitely could live without. (17) A book you’ve read that changed your views on something. (18) Your views on gay marriage. (19) What do you think of religion? Or what do you think of politics? (20)views on drugs and alcohol. (21) Your best friend is in a car accident and you two got into a fight an hour before. What do you do? (22) Something you wish you hadn’t done in your life. (23) Something you wish you had done in your life. (24) Make a playlist to someone, and explain why you chose all the songs. (Just post the titles and artists and letter) (25) The reason you believe you’re still alive today. (26) Have you ever thought about giving up on life? If so, when and why? (27) What’s the best thing going for you right now? (28) What if you were pregnant or got someone pregnant, what would you do? (29) Something you hope to change about yourself. And why. (30) A letter to yourself, tell yourself EVERYTHING you love about yourself .

Unmotivated

This past week, I realized that I am very unmotivated.

Sunday: I had an assignment due at 11:59 PM. I knew I had to do the assignment, and was actually planning to do it after I did some reading and relaxing from the hectic weekend. The assignment was pretty easy, just some chemistry problems that would require some calculator work and things of that nature. Not too intensive. Seven o'clock rolled in and I still didn't want to do it. Instead, I put on a Friends DVD and ignore the fact that I still have plenty of time to do the assignment. At 10 PM, I decided to pop in a second Friends DVD. Chemistry assignment = not done. The one good thing about not doing an assignment for this class is that we get to drop out lowest score. I guess this zero is my lowest score.

Monday: For Tuesday, I had a lab due for Chemistry. It wasn't even a difficult thing that we had to do for the lab. Just a table of concentrations, a rate law ( = very simple math), and a paragraph of discussion. Yeah, not done. What did I decide to do? Play Super Mario Brothers 3.

Wednesday: I had a pretty relaxing day. I had an exam in my Spanish class, and a quiz in chemistry. Interesting enough, I actually studied for these. I had about 7 Trig problems to do for class. You guessed it! Didn't do them. This one isn't really my fault. Our professor doesn't require us to do homework, it's just an added item that would be taken into consideration if you have a borderline grade (ie, if you're failing). I ended up doing the assignment in the hour before class, finished it, and turned it in.

I'm trying to be better this week. I have an assignment due on Sunday at 11:59 PM, readings for Spanish and Philosophy and some Trig for Tuesday. Also, I have to study for an exam in chemistry on Wednesday. I feel that being motivated this week is going to be alot harder than attempting to do work this week. The week after this one is Spring Break.

Help.