I don't know what it is about me lately, but I know that I've been hurting people's feelings left and right. I don't know if it's me being more blunt that usual, or people are more sensitive than I thought they were.
I started noticing that I tend to criticize people and I just tell them what's wrong with them. Not caring that it may actually hurt their feelings. Do I care if their feelings are hurt? Not always. This week alone, I know I've made many people feel bad about their selves. I don't know if it's just me being a bitch, or just that I'm annoyed. I don't know. I kind of enjoy it, but then again, a little part of me feels bad.
You Have Bad Breath
Usually, I'd just offer someone a mint if their breath is whoa. The other day, I was talking to someone and noticed that their breath was killer. Instead of offering a mint I just said I didn't know you were part dragon. I think she understood what I was trying to say and she left. I felt a little bad. But at the same time, I didn't.
You're Wearing Something Ridiculous
There was this girl on the elevator at school, and she was a little on the heavy side, and she was wearing like jeggings and a sweater dress. I turned around and shot a look at a classmate that was with me. Who let this girl out wearing that? She needs to go back home and change. I should give her my number so I can approve her outfit before she steps out. And the laughs came from everywhere.
Get Off My Dick
I had a scratch that resembled a hickey. And I was telling someone about it. Obviously, when you have talk about something like that the person always wants to see. So, I proceeded to show the person. A third person, who, I'm not very fond of, came out of nowhere and says "Oh, nice hickey! Who gave it to you?" I'm sorry, what? Get off my dick, bitch!
I need to stop being mean. I just don't know what's causing it. Maybe I just need to remember that others have feelings too.
6 comments:
If those things are being mean, then I must be really mean all the time. I don't think I've ever told anyone they had the dragon unless they were a good friend, but one of my favorite hobbies is commenting on other people's outfits in public. They usually can't hear me, but it's still funny.
Also, if someone is on your proverbial dick, you have every right to tell them to hop off.
lolz,did you mean funny girl phase?
Nah, there are plenty of funny things about being a dick
Oh Erin. I feel like if you were in the elevator you would have been the one on the floor laughing.
Wow your insults were very creative, I must give you that. You entertain me, but I don't want to get on your bad side, ha ha.
Yeah, totally--with my fist in my mouth in sheer amazement! I'm kind of proud of you for even having the gall!
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