I'm a Mac, and don't really like this PC

I'm kind of an idiot.

Okay, not kind of. I am. I don't know if I lost my phone charger or forgot it at work. No big deal. I can still charge my phone. Since I have an iPhone, I can charge it with my iPod's USB charger. But I don't have a computer. Not that I don't have one. I do. I have a cute little MacBook. Except... My power adapter stopped working. Yeah... STOPPED. Nothing's wrong with it. And since having a Mac, this has been my only problem with Apple. Take a look for yourself, I'm not the only one.

I ended up hijacking my brother's computer so I could charge my phone. And let me tell you... I'm glad I do not have a PC anymore.

Homeboy never uses his computer. When he does, it's just to watch DVD's. So why the hell did it take his stupid computer 20 minutes to fully start up? Like, I turned it on, and selected the Guest profile, and it was 1) Norton needs to start up... 2) DivX Update needs to start up ... 3) Blah blah blah Dashboard loading ... 4) so and so was not shut down properly... 5) Blah blah blah program needs to be rebooted.

NO stupid Toshiba, just open Firefox so I can check my email... and did it do that? No. It opened Internet Explorer (FOR NO REASON). And told me it wasn't the default browser and if I wanted to make it the default browser, if I did, I had to update to IE8. No IE7, I don't want to make you or your older brother IE8 the default browser on my brother's computer. TYVM!

After the 20 minute start up, I plugged in my iPhone to be charged. And it didn't. But at least that I get why. The computer kept asking me if I wanted to sync my phone and if I wanted to format it to a PC. This made sense to me. But still, after the 50 million questions, you should charge my damn phone.

I really miss my Mac. It started up fast, and doesn't act like a total douchebag.

This is the PC's stinky attitude: OHAI! You just woke me up. Let me get some coffee and then I'll help you .... Okay, I've had my coffee now, but I drank too much too fast and now I have to go pee .... Man! I just pee'd and dropped a deuce, so now I have to shower BRB, K? .... Eh, You weren't in a hurry right? Because I opted for a bubble bath ... You still need help? Oh, okay, I guess I can help you now. Except now I overheated and I'm going to faint.

And my Mac's all like: Good morning, I understand you need help. I'm at your service.

Step your game up, PC!