A Meme - something is better than nothing, right?

So, Lor tagged me in a 11 questions meme. My answers are below. I would make 11 questions and make people answer them, but I'm being kind of lazy and not really creative. But, here are my answers:


1.) If you could change your name to anything, what would it be and why?

I always as my mom why she named me what she named me. She then goes on a whole thing about how originally she wanted to name me Barbara, but that the name was “too strong”. When I look at that name and my name, I would have to say that I am quite alright with it. So in short - all names suck compared to “Lily”.

2.) Were you ever teased in school and for what?

I wasn’t teased. I look back on being in school and feel bad because I took part in teasing.

3.) At what age was your first kiss? Tell us the story.

I was in 5th or 6th grade. All I remember it was right after cheerleader tryout, and it was with my boyfriend at the time, Santiago. There’s really nothing to tell, he kind of sucked at it.

4.) What's your favorite thing to do on a Sunday afternoon?

On Sunday afternoons I enjoy going thrift shopping with my little sister. It’s really fun. On some other Sundays, I like reading or watching tv, just relaxing before the weekend ends.

5.) We're all out at karaoke together. Which song do you choose to sing?

Uh, Lor, we already went karaoke-ing. I have videos to prove it. Obvi we’d sing “Barbie Girl” and any other obligatory girl song. Disney songs too.

P.S. Come back to Chicago!

6.) You are writing your memoir. What's the title?


My memoir title would be Who drank all the vodka?: The story of a girl with not enough booze. And right in the middle would be a picture of me, crying and holding an empty bottle of vodka. I also had another working title ... I think it was something like What Chu Talkin' 'Bout?: The Story of a Goober.

7.) Dean Cain and I are going to grant you whatever super power you want. What do you choose?

NOT HEART! Anything but heart. Invisibility. Yes. Invisibility.

8.) You leave the house without your cell phone in the morning. Do you go back for it?

FUCK YEAH! I would not be able to function without my phone. I’d literally die. For cereal. In fact, I’m making out with my iPhone right now.

9.) You can only watch one TV show for the rest of your life. Which do you choose?

Umm… SVU - no. HIMYM - no. Friends - no. SATC - no. I’ll go with the Simpsons. It has a little bit of everything.

10.) You can only read one book for the rest of your life. Which do you choose?

The Little Prince. I love that book so much. I’ve only ever read it in Spanish. But regardless I love it. So much that the pop-up book version of it has been on my Christmas list for the past couple of years and I still haven’t gotten it. :(

11.) What food is definitely going to be served in hell?

Twinkies. Fo sho.