NUGS: If I ever trick Ryan Gosling into marrying me, what will you wear to the wedding and how many drinks will it take to get you into the closet with the the hottest groomsman?
When this happens, I think I will wear something really really skimpy. Or maybe not wear anything at all. I have a closet full of dresses, but will wear nothing to your wedding.
Also, since I don't really drink anymore, I think it would take like 2 amaretto sours to get me drunk. Which is sad. I drank an entire bottle of White Zinfandel this past weekend, and had a horrible hangover the next day. I'm really sucking at life.
Part Two- you'll still make out with me, right?
Yes. Also, remember when we told a creepy guy at the Cubby Bear that we were lesbians - who were married to each other?
Part Three - who would play you in a movie?
Salma Hayek. Because 1) she's hawt! b) I'd have to be hawt in the movie. It's like movie law. And meerkat), I can't think of any other Mexican actresses. Because you know a movie about me would have to be super accurate.
^^^ See ... LIKE TWINS!
BooyaBobby: Yeah, where can I get some bait?
Like for fishing? Or like for? Not fishing? I don't know. I've never fished before.
Dave: If you could travel back in time, where would you go?
I've always skipped this sort of question on college applications or work applications or surveys or whatever. I find many times in history very interesting and I would want to know what it was like to be there. However, I'm not really sure I'd literally want to be there. I mean, most of the times I would want to see would be times of war, and what if I died while on my time travel vacay?
Rish: Rebecca Black is writing a new song. Subject matter?
Speaking of Mexicans, did you know Rebecca Black is Mexican?! Or like part Mexican.
Anyways ... I'm pretty sure her next song would be all about "Homework Sucks" or a power ballad about the boy whose locker is next to hers but she freezes up any time he smiles at her. I'm shooting for the power ballad.
I wish I could talk to you,
I'm such a fooooooooool,
I freeze up when I see you,
Locker boy just looooooove me!
Much better than Friday. Rebecca, call me the next time you need someone to write a song.
3 comments:
How the fuck did I miss the question part of this post?
Lady, you need to know one thing--I nominated you for funniest blogger....I think I voted for the Lily thinking it was you. So, I feel a little dumb. But hey--you're still funny!
They're camoflauged. You really can't tell, and I just realized that. Bad formatting... or good formatting.
The Lily was me. People expressed that they felt unconfortable calling me Diva... but not uncomfortable calling me Boob. Weird. But many thanks! I don't think I'm 1% funny, but felt very honored.
Same as Erin...HOW DID I MISS ASKING A QUESTION!?! Funny post though :P
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