The scary growl

I’ve been really scared lately.

Like super cereal scared.

The other day, I was taking a shower. I was doing what I usually do in the shower… you know, the singing and the dancing… Don’t act like you’ve never done it.

Anyway, while I was drying off, I hear a really loud growl. I don’t know what it was. I’ve never heard anything like that in my life. It sounded like something was with my in the bathroom, growling at me. Like I was intruding.

I’m still trying to figure out what it was. Any logical explanation just doesn’t seem to fit with what happened.

Here are my theories, and why they don’t work:

Neighbors’ dog Theory 1: He wouldn’t be able to growl that loud. He’s a little yippy dog. When he growls, it sounds like he’s crying.

Neighbors’ dog Theory 2: Even if it was the neighbors’ dog, it wouldn’t explain why it sounded like it was IN my bathroom.

I’m all out of explanations. #sadface

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This is how disturbed it has me; I actually posted this on another blog I write for before realizing it wasn't this one. It was published and everything.