26 May, 2011

Things I hate ...

I'm just in one of those moods today. So, I'm going to bitch for the next couple of paragraphs.

Things I hate:

1 This freaking weather!

It’s been raining and being a suck fest outside. About a week ago, it was really warm, and I was wearing short shorts and spaghetti strap shirts. Now, I’m considering taking out my winter stuff like scarves and gloves. Today’s high didn’t even reach 50 degrees Fahrenheit. WTF?! It should not be below 50 at THE END OF MAY! I’m just tired of the rain and the cold.

2 Getting stuck behind slow people

Whether it’s walking or driving, I’m always stuck behind some slow ass person. Really? WTF? Seriously? Like today. I wasn’t running late. But it was freaking cold and I really wanted to not be stuck waiting for ten minutes for a train.

Luckily, there’s an app for that. I checked at what time the next train taking me to the office was getting to the platform. You know what it told me? It told me… DUE! That means, when I would get off the train, the next train would be there. So, I thought: SCORE!

EXCEPT! I got off the train, and started walking towards the bridge… and I got stuck behind a slow person. And to make it worse, this said slow person took up half of the stairwell, so it’s not like I could walk around them. When I got to the top of the bridge, the train started pulling out of the station … and guess what? I got stuck waiting 10 minutes for the next train. In the cold.

3 Girls saying they miss their boyfriends when they see them every other day….

Really stupid girl? You miss your boyfriend? Your boyfriend who lives across the street from you?

Generally, I don’t care what people feel about their boyfriends, girlfriends or who ever. But don’t come to me telling me you miss your boyfriend when you see him every time you pass by your window. I only see mine once a week and don’t make a big deal to people about it. There are times I don’t see him for longer - like a couple of weeks ago when I was sick and could barely leave my own bed. Sure, I do miss him alot when I don’t see him. But I’m not going to sit around being mopey because I miss my boyfriend, and neither should you. And you know who hears about me missing my boyfriend? My boyfriend.

4 Girls expecting engagement rings…

In the past couple weeks, I’ve read the following FaceBook statuses from the same person:

Kim Kardashian gets a ring after 6 months yet I've been with a man for 3 years and nothing?! Seriously universe? Seriously?


It took Carrie Bradshaw 10 years to get Big to Propose... Took the Nanny 6 years to get Mr. Sheffield... I wonder how long it'll be for me

I find lots of things wrong with this. First, I just want to establish. I know this girl personally, and I love her to death… but it just gets to the point where you want to strangle someone. She’s been dating her boyfriend for a few years, so I understand her frustration… but still… really? Why, 1) compare your relationship to 2 fictional characters, and 2) compare your relationship to a celebrity?

I just don’t get it.

4 comments:

the Tsaritsa said...

Slow walkers are the bane of my existence. Step aside and let the people who have somewhere to go get on with their day, is what I say!

Coyote Rose said...

OMG I agree with everything you have said and i love you for it. Slow walkers make me want to punch them in the back of the head just so they get out of my way.

That girl totes needs a reality check. Either wait for him to commit or move on, cause moping isn't going to get you anywhere.

Nikki said...

I think I'm always flabbergasted by people who compare their relationships to fictional characters; I kind of want to choke, even if I understand the reasoning behind doing so. It's sort of the Damsel in Distress/White Knight syndrome, which I think has inflicted a lot of unnecessary psychological agitation on girls.

That said, that (or any) excuse doesn't stop me from wanting to put my fist in the face of every woman (or person) who can only ever talk about one thing (usually someone who is obsessed with some aspect of love or someone who cannot stop talking about some aspect of babies).

Anonymous said...

Havent you realized that the SIZE of the ring and the SIZE of his wallet is the SIZE of his love?

Sure, he might love her, and be great to her, and treat her like a queen and give her everything he can... but it's all about the bling.