iLove my iDog

Since I can’t have a real dog, I’m settling for my old iDog. I still love the hell out of this thing like when I first got it. In fact, I think this was the first thing that my dad ever bought two of. One for me, and one for my sister.

I was bored, as always, and kept complaining that I wanted a pet. So in my head I was like.. Okay, maybe it’s time to resuscitate my iDog. I changed it’s batteries, but it was not responding. It turned out that one of the old batteries exploded and there was white powder all over the inside. Side note: a good way to clean this up is warm water with baking soda (in case you didn’t know). And after cleaning that up, it started working.

According to the Hasbro manual for the dog, my dog is having an identity crisis. He’s blinking red during rap and yellow during rock music… apparently they’re supposed to be the other way around.

Green is for dance music… it does this one right. For the most part.

What. The. Hell. My dog’s all wrong. Does he need to be put to sleep? Or is it just because he’s like 10 years old. And in dog years’ that like 70. But in technology years that’s like 7,000 …. Right?