Stupid Ass-itis Week

I'm going to go ahead and call it what it is.

This week was just full of fail, it's not even funny.

MONDAY -  Monday is never a win. I wake up every Monday morning wishing the week would fast forward to Friday... but then realize that then Monday will be knocking on my door again. Fuck Mondays.

Not to mention how messed up it is that I have to sit in a class for 3 hours with a professor that is not that bright. So this professor made us do a course evaluation. This would be the only win I had this week. In this evaluation I told her her class sucks, and that her lectures are dry and resemble me reading the text book. WIN!

TUESDAY - Fails begin. Sam and I are really broke as of late. So during our two hour break on Tuesday we basically have nothing to do. We both had those Victoria's Secret coupons for a free panty. So we said "why not?". Okay, this was win. Because the free panty lacie thong thingy is worth 12$. So hella win! But then we got hungry.

Hungry + downtown Chicago + broke = sad and hungry Sam and Lily.

In my wallet, I found a coupon for a free McDonald's Meal. We decided to share the meal since half a meal would be better than no meal. The only problem was it could only be redeemed at McDonald's locations posted on the back of the coupon. We decided to go to the one 4 blocks from school. Well, it wasn't there. Like the address didn't exist. We had to go like half a mile away to get our free meal.

Once we got there, we ordered a 10 piece nugget meal. And wtf McDonald's you gave us a 9 piece.

WEDNESDAY - Ultimate fail. I gave myself a concussion with my straightening iron. I have a bruise on my forehead and a little burn mark.


THURSDAY - And if you thought that nothing could get worse than Wednesday .... At work, I missed a step on the ladder while getting a box from a very high shelf. I was almost off of the ladder, so it wasn't too bad of a fall, in fact, it wasn't really a fall at all. I missed the last step, and I was carrying the box in a very weird way.

When I missed that last step, the box fell towards my face. I moved my head to avoid it, but instead it smacked me straight in the face. I now have a fat lip. Seriously, it looks like someone beat me up.


And let's not get into how bad the weekend is going to be.